STEP 1: GO TO PARIS
Mmmmm... I can smell the baguettes. Wake up, Suraya, it's time to go to the Guare du Nord!

STEP 2: HOP THE EUROTRAIN TO LONDON
Brilliant, everybody here speaks English!

STEP 3: GET FREE FOOD FROM ALI AFIF!
Where you get baklava to bribe the hotel's night manager into giving you a generous discount.

STEP 4: DO IT AGAIN NEXT YEAR!
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